Graduating Class of 2030
I’m a mom in Chicago working to pass the ultimate of all life lessons, how to be a mom. I’m currently in my first year of Mommy Prep School and have seventeen more years to go.
GPA (Greatest Parenting Achievement): Meeting my little guy. I’ll always remember the day he was born. I have never experienced anything more wonderful in my life.
SAT (Stats of All the Times)* Score as of 6.30.13: 4,376 diapers changed, 547 times I’ve read our nighttime book Pajama Time, 1,434 times I have stuck my nose in my little guy’s butt and taken a huge whiff, 891 times that whiff did detect poop, 453 ‘ouchie’ moments I’ve had to kiss away, and 76 times I’ve hoped no one saw me pick food we dropped from off the ground and give it to my little guy anyways.
The SAT score are just estimations. No real data was collected for these numbers.
Extracurriculars: travel, photography, music, playing the ukulele, fashion, decor, the outdoors, and food.